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December 12, 2017

Weird Things People Have Told Me.


Heeello, everyone! 


Today's post has nothing to do with Christmas, but I still wanted to share it with you guys. I've had this idea in my head to talk about weird things people have said to me for quite some time now. Let me just preface this by saying that I attract weird people. Like, seriously. I don't know why, but I'm like a magnet for them. And includes not just men but people in general. I cannot tell you how many drunk girl have started blabbering about their emotional issues to me at clubs and bars. 

I do admit that the amount of weird people that have come my way increased after I started using dating apps. As one would guess. I have nothing against dating apps, I think they're a fun way of meeting new people but you have to agree with me that they are a sure way to come across some pretty weird humans. So, here we are! Today's post is going to be just a little taste and I do plan on sharing more. I just didn't want to get to personal too fast, you know? I'm just gonna start with my favorite one..


"I had sex last night so I'm a bit emotional." // These were the first words a guy said to me on a date. And now we're hapily married! Naah, just kidding! The date didn't go very well and we're not speaking anymore. However, I after I got over the initial shock, I did end up laughing quite a lot during the date and now I have a funny story to tell. But I mean, who says that? I think he was trying to be funny.. or maybe he actually did have sex the previous night which made him emotional. I guess we'll never know.

"I killed a squirrel. " // I went on this "double date" in the beginning of the year. It was my second date with a guy and my friend asked me if she could join us because she was going a first date with a guy that she met on tinder and she didn't want to be alone. Everything was working out well, we were having drinks and talking. I don't even remember why, but we were joking around saying the craziest things we've ever done. My friend said she broke into a house and spent the night there (which I didn't even know prior to that occasion), my date said he hitchhiked through Europe and than it was my friend's date turn. He stops laughing and says "I once killed a squirrel" with the most serious look on his face. I started laughing because that's what I do when I'm nervous and he turns to me and says "I'm not kidding.." The rest of the date was the most awkward thing I've ever witnessed.

"My religion doesn't allow me to sing." // This was said to me on a karaoke bar. I never go to karaoke bars but it was a friend's birthday and I kinda had to. So, there I am.. Having some drinks and making friends. I started to talk to this random girl on the table next to us because she had the little book with the songs. Me, being the normal person that I am, ask "so do you already know what you're gonna sing?'' and that when she responds "my religion doesn't allow me to sing". I asked if she was being serious, she said she was. She looked annoyed so I dropped it and turned back to my table. I even looked it up on google if there were religions that didn't allow people to sing and I didn't find anything. I'm pretty sure she was messing with me.

Guys, I swear I'm not lying! I don't know why, but I attract weird people. Maybe I'm giving off some vibe, I don't know. I just hope you enjoyed this post or found it at least entertaining. Let me know on the comments if someone has ever said anything weird like this to you. I laughed a lot while writing this post and calling my friends to refresh my memory. I'd highly recommend doing something like if you have a blog or a youtube channel!

Has anyone ever said something super weird to you?
Are you enjoying blogmas so far?!

Let's chat!

Thanks so much for reading and come back soon!


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